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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can’t kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I’m saying?” 
-David Sedaris

I’m a fan of all things sports, DC, pop culture, monte christo sandwiches, cats and dogs, sarcastic assholes, good tunes, North Carolina (the Tarheels and the state) blah blah blah.</description><title>Rooseter</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rooseter)</generator><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Satisfying: drinking a bottle of expensive wine by yourself on the couch in your pjs.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just finished said bottle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269842954</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269842954</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:54:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>partiallycommitted:

fousheezy:

All I can think is “I blue...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5oubm7Lh1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://partiallycommitted.tumblr.com/post/269776118/fousheezy-all-i-can-think-is-i-blue-myself"&gt;partiallycommitted&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/269698550/all-i-can-think-is-i-blue-myself"&gt;fousheezy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;All I can think is “I blue myself”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;too unfortunate for words.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269781385</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269781385</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:01:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From the White House Christmas Tree lighting last night. A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4wypu6a01qzrd6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From the White House Christmas Tree lighting last night. A beautiful evening to be outside…and not too cold!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131291</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131291</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:45:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The First Family gets ready to throw the switch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4x01g4s71qzrd6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The First Family gets ready to throw the switch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131226</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131226</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:45:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And the tree is lit!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4x145r2v1qzrd6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And the tree is lit!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131179</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/269131179</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:45:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix
much better than the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEkomaBTppY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEkomaBTppY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;much better than the original.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/268032908</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/268032908</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:41:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Here is a gratuitous photo of Joe Biden that I took last year at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1gzqtCP21qzrd6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is a gratuitous photo of Joe Biden that I took last year at the Democratic Convention.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He has nice teeth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/266548681</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/266548681</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:04:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dvrton:

Yo rooseter, can we go back now please?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzp29Q4oF1qa629ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dvrton.tumblr.com/post/265212092/yo-rooseter-can-we-go-back-now-please-kthxbye"&gt;dvrton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yo &lt;a title="roose" href="http://rooseter.tumblr.com/"&gt;rooseter&lt;/a&gt;, can we go back now please? Kthxbye.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m ready when you are!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265218134</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265218134</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:10:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tom Morello: The Night Watchman - Gone Like Rain
I love his...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://rooseter.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/265151189/tumblr_ktzlo6xCJw1qzrd6y&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tom Morello: The Night Watchman&lt;/b&gt; - Gone Like Rain&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I &lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt; his voice.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265151189</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265151189</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:50:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>idonthavedreams:

scottfriday:

there. now i have.

Umm, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzchskTd61qzwcfho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://idonthavedreams.tumblr.com/post/264993210"&gt;idonthavedreams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://scottfriday.tumblr.com/post/264986841/there-now-i-have"&gt;scottfriday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;there. now i have.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Umm, I &lt;strike&gt;graduated from college&lt;/strike&gt;, &lt;b&gt;kept&lt;/b&gt; my job, got a raise, moved into a bigger apartment, &lt;b&gt;still&lt;/b&gt; recover&lt;b&gt;ing &lt;/b&gt;from &lt;strike&gt;a&lt;/strike&gt; devastating relationship&lt;b&gt;s&lt;/b&gt;, and travel &lt;strike&gt;the eastern seaboard every other weekend&lt;/strike&gt; enough to keep me somewhat sane.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s positive, right? Right??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265002106</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/265002106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:50:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am so giddy for this Pats-Saints game in 2 hours</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://banalitycheck.tumblr.com/post/264016708/i-am-so-giddy-for-this-pats-saints-game-in-2-hours"&gt;banalitycheck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t care for either of these teams, but these statement-making games get me excited.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Geaux Saints!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/264032716</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/264032716</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:36:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jordansheartsucks:

The Ghost of Tom Joad — Bruce Springsteen...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uuEzsJG2gCs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uuEzsJG2gCs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jordanzakarin.com/post/263080236/the-ghost-of-tom-joad-bruce-springsteen-with-tom"&gt;jordansheartsucks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Ghost of Tom Joad — Bruce Springsteen with Tom Morello&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I caught The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert on HBO tonight and was absolutely blown away. All those legends on stage together, at the Garden, rocking out for rock’s sake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except for Bruce. He had a message that would save the world. As I’ve said, Bruce Springsteen for President. And Tom Morello, who absolutely shredded this song, for Secretary of Labor (uprising).&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Holy shit, I could watch this all day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is when I’m sad I don’t have HBO. Or hundreds of dollars for concert tickets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/263529329</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/263529329</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:46:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I've watched enough Yo Gabba Gabba for the day. Or my life.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks Devin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/259579557</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/259579557</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:02:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Chocolate Chip Pecan Pie and Chess Pie…DONE!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktoultvlKu1qzrd6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chocolate Chip Pecan Pie and Chess Pie…DONE!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/257473673</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/257473673</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:29:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>State Dinner: Who's at the head tables?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I always find this interesting. I don’t know why.&lt;!-- begin blogger thumbs --&gt; &lt;!----&gt;&lt;!-- end blogger thumbs --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2009/11/state_dinner_whos_at_the_head.html"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just as it is when you finally make it past the velvet rope, only to find that there’s another, more exclusive VIP room… so it is with the nation’s most coveted invitation, a White House state dinner. A couple hundred get to attend, but only a handful get to sit with the president and first lady. At Tuesday’s dinner for India, some obvious picks for the prime seats — the prime minister’s daughters and a Nobelist at &lt;b&gt;Michelle Obama&lt;/b&gt;’s table — but also some surprising ones: Hollywood titan &lt;b&gt;David Geffen&lt;/b&gt;, and his boyfriend &lt;b&gt;Jeremy Lingvall &lt;/b&gt;at &lt;b&gt;President Obama&lt;/b&gt;’s table.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PRESIDENT’S TABLE&lt;br/&gt; Mrs. Gursharan Kaur, the wife of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh&lt;br/&gt; Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass)&lt;br/&gt; Ambassador to India Tim Roemer &lt;br/&gt; Mary Johnston, Roemer’s guest (likely a relative of his wife, Sally Johnston Roemer)&lt;br/&gt; Indra Nooyi, CEO of PepsiCo&lt;br/&gt; Speaker Nancy Pelosi ,&lt;br/&gt; Paul Pelosi, her husband&lt;br/&gt; David Geffen, the Hollywood titan&lt;br/&gt; Jeremy Lingvall, Geffen’s boyfriend&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FIRST LADY’S TABLE&lt;br/&gt; Prime Minister Manmohan Singh &lt;br/&gt; Amrit Singh, the prime minister’s daughter, an ACLU lawyer in New York &lt;br/&gt; Upinder Singh, another daughter, a professor at University of Delhi&lt;br/&gt; Dr. Amartya Sen, Nobel-prize winning economist, now at Harvard&lt;br/&gt; Emma Rothschild, Dr. Sen’s wife, economic historian, now at Harvard&lt;br/&gt; Gen. Colin Powell, former Secretary of State &lt;br/&gt; Alma Powell, his wife&lt;br/&gt; Rep. Howard Berman, (D-Calif.)&lt;br/&gt; Janis Berman, his wife&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256282994</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256282994</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:30:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>apsies:

First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktn4dsdO051qznj5do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://apsies.tumblr.com/post/256255710/first-lady-michelle-obama-and-president-barack"&gt;apsies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama await the arrival of the Indian Prime Minister at the North Portico of the White House Nov. 24, 2009. (&lt;a href="http://www.daylife.com/photo/0bcFfaQ4yM1rM?q=barack+obama"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;oh my goodness. look at &lt;strike&gt;them&lt;/strike&gt; her! wow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256257557</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256257557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:07:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdc:

strangerinthesky:

Real World DC trailer

</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:459266" width="400" height="249" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="configParams=vid%3D459266%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A459266" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdc.tumblr.com/post/256241150/strangerinthesky-real-world-dc-trailer"&gt;fuckyeahdc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://strangerinthesky.tumblr.com/post/256234428/real-world-dc-trailer-wooooo-i-finally-get-to"&gt;strangerinthesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Real World DC trailer&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256248305</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256248305</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:59:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin dies</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4686480"&gt;Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin dies&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256065542</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256065542</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:03:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>animalinsider:

Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmt0qZ2zT1qzn97uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://animalinsider.com/post/256002299/gifts-for-pets-owned-by-geeks-who-treat-them-like"&gt;animalinsider&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5411523/gifts-for-pets-owned-by-geeks-who-treat-them-like-spoiled-children/gallery/"&gt;Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;yep, me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256005534</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/256005534</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:03:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(~_~)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/255989497"&gt;choronda&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is how I feel about today. Side-eye all up in this motha fucka.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;me and you both.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/255990632</link><guid>http://rooseter.tumblr.com/post/255990632</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:48:21 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
