"Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?"
-David Sedaris
I'm a fan of all things sports, DC, pop culture, monte christo sandwiches, cats and dogs, sarcastic assholes, good tunes, North Carolina (the Tarheels and the state) blah blah blah.