December 2008
34 posts
“I mean Ellen Degeneres? I would fuck HER on the ass.”
– Shea. Again. (via ardenashley)
I think you mean “in” the ass.
“Ashley Nice”.
(via joshacid37)
The Curieux strikes again!! (Evil laughter ensues…)
If Sean Penn doesn't win an Oscar for Milk, well,...
You know what I hate?
I hate people who don’t understand the concept of Gates 35A and 35B at Washington National Airport. They are commuter gates. Yes, you have to wait upstairs with 800 other frustrated travelers. Yes, you have to ride a shuttle bus to get the 13-row plane. No, Regional Jet. You are not being whisked away to the exotic locales of White Plains, Greenville and Hartford in a luxury 300-passenger...
Things. They Are a Happening at The Rodney Folks.
ardenashley:
I just a) nearly tore out the screen in my kitchen window; and b) spilled wine all over the living room while running to the balcony to follow a screaming match between a very agnsty couple.
Kia and I are bored to mother fucking tears over hear y’all.
File under: Pathetic Friday Night.
Funny…I was just listening to a screaming match between my psychotic upstairs neighbors....
copycats:
“Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head...
She's fresh, exciting.
kiamatthews:
I still can’t get over how absurd those penises look. Note: don’t look at hilar stuff on tumblr while in public and drunk therefore lacking the ability to curtail bursts of laughter. As much as I love a) penises, b) pranks and c) Christopher Price, I had to remove the code because fuck man, you couldn’t read a word amidst the cock shower. The dick storm. The schlong monsoon. OKAY...
“Drink some Tylenol. Take some water. Whatever.”
– Laura. (via ardenashley)
kellyv79:
ardenashley:
kiamatthews:
Kool and...
Holiday Party recipe of champions
Bacon grease + cereal.
Complaint #331
whitewhine:
“God, Gchat is taking way too long to load!”
-Whine by Laura
YES! I made it.
D.C. 'nightmare' looms for inauguration →
pterodactyls:
(via cwags:natface:weliveindc:outofstateplates)
Potentially 4 million extra people coming into DC from all over + Limited Housing + Metro not being equipped to handle that many people + Police not being equipped to deal with that many people + Bars being open until 5 am in the morning = What could possibly go wrong?
Don’t forget the weather variable.
And the 10,000...
“It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.”
– Veronica Corningstone
"Paul Rudd is a douchebag" →
leitch:
katieschenk:
nickdouglas:
Jeff Rubin has invented a new Google game: Find famous people with no Google results for “___ is a douchebag.” Apparently you’ll find one or two for almost anyone (but not Paul Rudd, until Ricky Van Veen wrote about this phenomenon and Paul racked up 614 “Paul Rudd is a douchebag”s).
Ellen Degeneres has one. So does Michael Cera. Jason Bateman too. But not...
Hey Roose:
ardenashley:
LOCK IT UP.
YOU LOCK IT UP.
Crazy Cat Lady Shopping List
ardenashley:
kellyv79:
Cat Litter
Bourbon
Sleeping Pills
You forgot the Slim Jim.
Why I love you guys.
Really DC Council?! REALLY?
ardenashley:
rooseter:
A measure put forth today by D.C. Councilman Jim Graham - who represents the party-friendly Adams Morgan neighborhood - would allow bars and restaurants licensed to serve alcohol to keep pouring until 5 a.m., and to keep doors open 24-hours per day between Jan. 17 and Jan. 21.
I can’t even begin to describe what a fucking nightmare my neighborhood will be.
For serious...
Really DC Council?! REALLY?
A measure put forth today by D.C. Councilman Jim Graham - who represents the party-friendly Adams Morgan neighborhood - would allow bars and restaurants licensed to serve alcohol to keep pouring until 5 a.m., and to keep doors open 24-hours per day between Jan. 17 and Jan. 21.
I can’t even begin to describe what a fucking nightmare my neighborhood will be.
And it's only just beginning...
North Carolina (Maui Champions) - Whelp, I think we’ve already hit the point where teams should consider it a moral victory if they can hold the Heels under the century mark. Hell, holding Carolina to 77 points may be Kentucky’s best win of the season.
here, here.